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Ahad, 5 Jun 2011

Formula matematik yang tak pakai nombor

Assalamualaikum dan salam 1 formula matematik

Emm lewat petang aku ingin tunjukkan formula matematik yang tak pakai nombor..Well camner tuh..okey okey..jangan gelabah..ini formula yang mudah difahami tapi dia punye dialek "somalia barat" la sikit hehe..jom enjoy..hope korang n sudah pasti akan paham coz rata2 majoriti berpendidikan lepasan diploma kan..

Yang penting bukan camni formulanya



Inilah formula alberto de einstangmania yang telah tinggalkan untuk kita..

Formula romance mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance 
Smart man + dumb woman = affair 
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage  
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


 HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


  LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


Aaa amacam formula tanpa nombor neh hehe..ada benar gak formula aneh tuh kan~~syuxer

34 ulasan:

syrupmasin berkata...

ohh ta suke math :)

Izzat Nazmi Saiful Bahri berkata...

lebih rela formula yg ada no dr kena hafal formula yg guna ayat cmni... hahahha~

Liyana Zahim berkata...

Dulu sy sawan tarik jawab paper math mse SPM! Hahahahah..

bella_bumbum berkata...

HAHA kalaulah addmath formulanya macam ni,
KOMPEM A+ dalam tangan. HAHA

MDHAFiZ.NET berkata...

ini formula ada benarnya...

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laskar pelangi berkata...

wanie rasa nak bernafas xlepas kalau kena hafal formula cam gini..

suka sangat math!=)

Nurnajwa berkata...

Haha, igtkn formula math yg boleh pakai kt sekolah XD

Freaky berkata...

haha ni bukan formula tapi fakta yang sangat tepat.

Khairil berkata...

suka formula one...

nanad berkata...

ahah..baik punya formula ;D

Anak Wak Mail berkata...

haha..walaupon tanpa number tetap memeningkan...

tapi formula yang last tu perlu di cuba,,walaupon agak kejam..hehe

Shaherah berkata...

rase nye maths lg sng nk hapal.. haha..

tp ni bnyk yg btul gak kang ^_^

ayie berkata...

banyaknyee perkataan..camne nak hafal ni..hehe

shafmechy berkata...

betul semua tu..haha

nohfee berkata...

oh..math memang ade relation dgn life. hehehe

yatie Awang berkata...

mungkin ada benarnya...tp rasanya lebih baik formula asallah...haha

mushroom berkata...

formula macam mana pun, kalau exam spm, formula tetapi disediakan dimuka surat depan hehe

delarocha berkata...

fenin fenin

kotak bulat berkata...

suka yang last tu.. ehehhe

RedVixen berkata...

formula aku:
man + woman = problems :D

Adda berkata...

okay . adda suka maths . tapi yang ade number . sebab adda tak suka ayat ayat mcm nih . huu~ :)

LiLy @ MumMyQiStInA berkata...

huhu..mcm2..
Tak suke Math.. :D

kyo_9 berkata...

pergh.. yg pregnancy tu xleh blah..

JAMALUDDIN ABU BAKAR berkata...

Blog syuxer semakin menghampiri 3 angka ranking alexa Malaysia nampaknye..

InsyaAllah dalam 2,3 hari lagi mesti cecah ranking bawah 1000 tue..Tahniah syuxer..keep it up..:-)

Syuxer berkata...

@JAMALUDDIN ABU BAKAR hope doa bro tuh termakbul..:)

cucu umie berkata...

ayie xpernah bljo pon benda nie dekat kuliah wlopon ambik pendidikan math..hehe btw, nice shring..heheh

salina sayang berkata...

haha. nice! hidup bahagia tanpa math bernombor..hahaaha

dari novel ke drama dan filem

LindaRahim berkata...

mano dapek ni dik? hihi...

echaRierie berkata...

familiar dgn no 4 tue..
waaa best baca bha..
igtkn td betul2 math..hehe :D

waN Mohd Salim berkata...

huhuuhuhuhuhu ape daaaaa dadah2 ni

PenDekAr LauT berkata...

Wahh.. Pandai nyekk....

mOon jOhari berkata...

....x setuju dengan shopping math...x setuju! x setuju! nih mOon bawak sepanduk besaQ...demOnstrasi x setuju

nurul annisa berkata...

sy mohon untk share formula ni...sy terkesan buat sy..

Syuxer berkata...

@nurul annisa sharela..:)..